PEOPLE ACTUALLY RANKED THESE
We sat by the pool with some lukewarm drinks and decided these guys didn't totally fail at being upside down. Here's our brutally honest take.
Dave's Knee-Wobbler
4/10
Points deducted for excessive splashing and that weird tactical grunt he makes.
The Retirement Flash
2/10
Score: 2/10 - Is he breathing? He held it for exactly 0.5 seconds before sinking like a stone.
Beer-Hand Steady
9/10
Held the pose, kept the drink dry. That's real professional-tier middle-age athleticism right there.
DAVE IS STILL SORE • STOP SPLASHING THE JUDGES • LARRY'S POOL IS OFF LIMITS • NEW SUBMISSIONS WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT •
THIS WEEK'S MIRACLE
THE BEER BELLY BALANCER
Look at the form. It shouldn't work. Physics says no. But here he is, defying nature. This was definitely done on a dare after two packs of cards and a lot of unsolicited advice from the sidelines.
Vibe Check
Solid 8
Knee Shake
High
WE DON'T HAVE REVIEWS YET BECAUSE WE JUST STARTED
"We don't have reviews yet. We're still getting our feet—uh, hands—under us."
— Management
"If you're reading this, you're early. Like, 'we just launched this thing' early."
— The Dudes
"Reviews? Ask us again after a few more belly flops and handstand fails."
— Larry's Brother
4
ENEMIES MADE
12
PULLED MUSCLES
1
ACTUAL WEBSITE
0
WHATEVER MOOD WE'RE IN THAT DAY